Don't Argue With Your Wife

This is just sound advice that I still have trouble adhering to...she is right and you are wrong. Why? Because your not a woman, that's why. I decided to argue with mine four days ago and I'm still reeling from the aftermath of the thing. Of course, I am taking the low road by stating that she won because she is the woman in the argument because, in truth, she won because she was completely right. And by right I mean that she was only slightly more correct that those great scholars and world explorers were right when they assessed that the course of the planet might be in some sort of circular pursuit as opposed to merely being flat and squarish. As I look back on the confrontation I wonder where, exactly, I went wrong. I was so right during so many of the smaller arguments, how did I fuck up the really big one so badly? Because I'm a dumbass I guess and yet, now here's the funny thing, I think the relationship is better now. Still, if I had to do it all over again I don't think I would have tried to argue with someone who is obviously much better at it than me. Now I'm off to bed because my right ear bones are starting to click which is a good sign that I'm overstimulating my brain.