News From Lewiston, Maine

It would appear that the folks up there in Lewiston have finally caught them a bonafide "creature-critter". The "dog-cat-thing" had been terrorizing the town for some time now; killing cats, staring at people in the night with it's beady glowing eyes, and in general just stinkin' up the place with it's complete disregard for personal hygiene. Some even suspect that it might be the legendary Chupacabra which is just silly because what would a creature of Latin-American lore be doing all the way up in Maine? Taking in some skiing? Learning to crab fish? And just look at it:

Just one look and you can tell that ain't no friggin' Chupacabra! The disheveled mane, the warthog-like teeth, the bulging eyes, and the demonic ears....that all points to one, and only one, thing. It's obvious that what they have in Lewiston, Maine is a baby Warg. It's probably barely a few months old but, despite it's youth, I doubt that something so wimpy as a car took it out. By my guess, I would say a club-wielding Dwarf, or possibly an adolescent Troll, downed this beast. I only hope that the Orc who owned this thing doesn't find out because they might have a real problem up there in Maine if it does.

Here's the article in the Lewiston Sun Journal.

UPDATE (8-17-2006): The link the the Sun Journal doesn't work anymore unless you subscribe to their site. Yeah, right, like anybody is going to do that. Your the friggin' Lewiston Sun Journal. I'd have a better chance of getting people to subscribe to BlogoftheBard and I don't even have a stinkin' baby Warg story! Oh, wait....I guess I do...and people can see mine without subscribing to see it. Get with the times Lewiston. Get with the friggin' times.